A SNARKY, SARCASTIC, & GRUMPY-HEARTED VENT
I predict that in 2025, Mr. Sweaty Jiggles (#47) will choose to NOT deport undocumented aliens.
Instead ...
He will bring suit to the Supreme Court (SCOTUS) asking them to invalidate the 13th, 14th, and 15th Amendments to the Constitution. SCOTUS will agree that they violate the US CONSTITUTION'S "3/5 Person Clause," as well as the intentions of the slave-holding Founding Fathers and Mr. "Immune-from-all-wrongs" JDT.
Undocumented aliens will become Wards of the State, rounded up under the court's doctrines of Stare Decisis and Dred Scott. They will be branded with a big letter T, and auctioned off to the highest bidder(s) by a newly formed corporation: TR*MP HOUSE AUCTIONEERS (THA, Inc). THA will receive 10% auction fee, plus 20% of all profits and residuals earned by branded persons (for the T is (or will be) a licensed trademark).
Income from T branded organizations, businesses, and families shall NOT be taxed as SCOTUS will decide that would violate the Separation of White Powers from their hard-earned properties, and if Congress wants to make money, they will need to find their own sources of graft & corruption, and leave #47 the "hell alone" (majority opinion will be co-authored by Justices Thomas and Alito).
This decision will become a Stare Decisis of the Stare Decisis to the third level, making it irrevocable, unreversible, unappealable.
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