Thursday, June 25, 2020

Lamenting is an Act of Worship

(B)eware of looking for goals: look for a way of life. Hunter S. Thompson

I had a lot of plans for retirement, not the least of which was to travel and explore the back-roads of America. This was the year. This was the summer. This was the time.

My plans were purely selfish, of course. They would benefit no-one but me (and the travel industry). There is and was no higher purpose to be served traveling the highways and byways of our great land except, perhaps, the pursuit of happiness. But it is hard to pursue happiness in the midst of a pandemic. It is hard to find peace in a time of civil unrest – during a time when evidence of grievous injustice has been placed so clearly before us that one cannot easily “re-hide what has been un-hid.” [sic] 

My desire to hit the road for some personal (and “well-deserved”) R&R has been derailed for now, but that’s OK. I am safe. How many people world-wide can make that claim? I have food a’plenty in my fridge, freezer, and cupboards. How many families around the globe can say that? I have all the fresh water I could ever want within a half dozen steps of my couch while my waste is flushed away and treated ever-so-efficiently. How many billions covet what I and we have?

However, I find the constant drone of everything wrong with the world around me drains my soul and every fiber of my being. 

Covid-19 is tenacious and awaiting to grab us like some famous bath-salts and take us away!

People who have been oppressed and who have not been truly heard over the past dozen decades are crying out for justice – just like the Children of Israel did those many centuries ago when they were slaves in Egypt – praying and lamenting, “When, O Lord, will you deliver us from this evil?”

The people elected to serve us have been as self-serving as any generation and seem incapable of even “thinking” of the public good (let alone acting on it).

The “News” is mislabeled. There is nothing new under the sun. The Preacher told us that nearly three thousand years ago in the Book of Ecclesiastes. “All is vanity,” he wailed, cried, and lamented, and I suppose the story could have ended there.

It could have, but it didn’t.

While the preacher was weeping into his hanky, a prophet stood up and bellowed: Let justice pour down like a monsoon; let righteousness (good and holy deeds) stream forth like a mighty river! (Amos). 

He understood what we all understand: Each of us hungers for righteousness, justice, equality, and equity. We know wrong when we see it, whether it is laid on the back of others, or ourselves. We see it and, like the prophet, there comes a time we can do nothing else but stand up and cry out: NO MORE!

A man was asked one day what those who follow him must do, and I suspect he recalled the sage advice of his mother. It is the wisdom we have all received at the knees of those who love us – no matter where we grew up, no matter where we came from – and what she told her children he passed along to his friends: Do unto others as you would have it done unto you (Matthew 7).

The Golden Rule. It is known across the globe. No matter your religion or culture, we know: Do unto others …

When I was baptized, I promised to “respect the dignity of every person.” I did that as a cop. I did that as a priest. I do that as a human being. One does not need to belong to any religious group to recognize and respect the dignity of a fellow human being. The best people I have ever known (including cops) have been those who treated everyone (cops, victims, ne'er-do-wells alike) with respect.

The fact is, we are all capable of showing respect for one another, showing kindness to one another, and doing unto others what we would want to be done unto us. That, ultimately, is good news for all of us here – even as we may pray and lament – in this, our valley.

Wednesday, June 24, 2020

WHO THE BLAZES IS JESUS?

Good News for a Vulgar World.

I have just published my first book on Amazon. It was easier than I thought it would be, and yet more difficult in that while I could review it in process, I couldn't review it completely to discern whether or not it was imported from my files the way I had intended.

The footnotes were converted to end-notes, which was fine, but I neglected to see how the chapters were set up. 

If you're interested in reviewing or purchasing the book (under $4, + tax where applicable), you may find it at: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B08BSWZW5K/ref=sr_1_1?dchild=1&keywords=keith+axberg&qid=1593033262&sr=8-1

I hope to hear comments. Peace!

Monday, June 15, 2020

Double Vision

There are no short cuts to any place worth going. [sic] Beverly Sills

I am not a birder. I like birds. I love birds. I enjoy watching birds flying overhead or stalking the land for a fat and tasty (but ever-elusive) earthworm. But I find them frustrating, because I enjoy photography. One way to combine those two passions is to get out, find birds doing interesting things, and photographing them in the process, but birds seldom cooperate. Hence, I am no birder (but am occasionally a bird-brain).

I have an old pair of binoculars I use for watching birds here and there, but they are woefully inadequate. They have decent magnification (10x) and the optical quality is fair to middling, but once the object of my study is out beyond fifty feet or so, there’s not much to see or identify, so I decided to purchase a new set of binoculars for bird-watching.

Our county continues to be locked-down –  the sporting goods stores and shops are still closed – so I wasn’t able to shop around the way I normally would for a specialty item like binoculars or spotting scopes. Consequently, I went online and did some research and found a pair of binoculars that looked fantastic and which included mounting hardware for putting it on a base for truly rock-solid viewing. The price seemed reasonable and shipping was free, so I ordered the binoculars and a matching tripod.

Well, they arrived the other day and I must admit the purchase far surpassed my expectations. The magnification is double the old set (20x) and the optical clarity is superb. The only downside to the equipment, however, is that they are also far larger than what I had anticipated. They practically dwarf the Hubble telescope! No wonder a tripod was a recommended option.

With a little further reading, I hadn’t really ordered a pair of binoculars for bird-watching, but for astronomy. While the specs and dimensions were available online, I hadn’t really thought much about them. They looked “normal” in the picture. If the display had included a person for scale, I would have seen their relative size (and probably continued doing more research). 

As it is, I can’t even pull focus on anything less than sixty feet away. However, I looked out the front window and did manage to spot a robin wrestling with a wriggling, white, nutritious grub – in the next county over from us!

Since I also enjoy astronomy, I will probably hang onto these binoculars, even though they aren’t quite what I had intended. They will allow me to explore the world around us when we travel, and I have a device that allows me to attach my cell phone to the eyepiece and capture faraway vistas in ways I couldn’t before.

I think that’s sort of what the philosopher who said, “make lemonade from life’s lemons” means. One must be adaptable, and while I don’t have money to spend frivolously, I know how to make do and make use of what I have in hand, so where there’s no harm, there’s no foul.

When life doesn’t give me what I want, I find that I am often the source of that revolting development. I could blame others for misleading advertising, but the information I needed was there. I just didn’t pay adequate attention. The fault is mine, not theirs, and so the cost of the mistake is mine to bear, not theirs to carry. I know the company has a very liberal return policy, and I know they would not argue over a return of something that isn’t what I expected, but why should they?

I am actually satisfied with my purchase. It meets a need for which I hadn’t anticipated using it. It may well function better than I had thought possible when I go looking for eagles at work and play, for it has been my experience that raptors really don’t like people watching them, and I’ve never been able to get close enough to watch or to take decent wildlife photographs.

I will also be able to explore the heavens, seeking out new life and new civilizations, and boldly going where I’ve never gone before – only at warp 20. I’ll be more than doubling my vision here in this, our valley.